peter-pans-booty-shorts:

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

This is my favorite story ever and I will reblog it every time I see it.

(Source: timetoputonashow)

black-culture:

Oct 22 National Day of Action Against Police Brutality

black-culture:

Oct 22 National Day of Action Against Police Brutality

shortylego:

joceywocey8:

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

chrishallbeck:

Deep.

abysmal

ground-breaking

This site is literally the worst.

shortylego:

joceywocey8:

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

chrishallbeck:

Deep.

abysmal

ground-breaking

This site is literally the worst.

You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world and there’s still going to be someone who hates peaches.

—Dita von Teese  (via funeralfaerie)

Not all girls are like you

(Source: imgonnaeditstuff)

nothing-but-white-noise:

everywriterneedsinspiration:

I think it says something that this got three likes on facebook but over 15,000 notes on tumblr.

200k plus and counting ^^

nothing-but-white-noise:

everywriterneedsinspiration:

I think it says something that this got three likes on facebook but over 15,000 notes on tumblr.

200k plus and counting ^^

(Source: gingerhobbit-tealover)

thelunaticyouarelookingfor:

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer."

Now that’s a well done biblical license plate.

cptnswns:

i’m constantly torn between wanting to watch new shows, re-watching old shows and attempting to have a life that doesn’t revolve around shows

rainbow-112:

woahgnarlyduuuude:

i’m procrastinating because i’m stressed and i’m stressed because i’m procrastinating

image

I never seen a such an accurate gif

pardonmewhileipanic:

thegreatnarwhalsmuffin:

She looks like Cleopatra or something brought into the future. Powerful stare like, “All the Ceasar’s be fallin’ for me.”

OMG that second gif makes me feel like she just declared war and we’re all gonna die and I’m totally ok with that

(Source: nickimlnaj)

Be the person you needed when you were younger.

Anonymous (the best advice you could ever give someone)  (via indapendent)

eartheld:

youthlandfill:

Timshel. on We Heart It.

mostly nature

eartheld:

youthlandfill:

Timshel. on We Heart It.

mostly nature